الفعاليات

🚀 Saturn Ring Marathon 🪐 The only race you enter… and never come back from! Get ready to run for your life (literally) on the galaxy’s most dizzying track — Saturn’s rings! How long is the race? Nobody knows… because no one’s ever made it back to tell us. 👟 Participants include: Regular humans (they regret it after the first orbit) Aliens with three legs and zero chill 🍌 Energy stations offer: Frozen space bananas Saturnian mystery fluids (side effects may include turning into a Duck) Live cheering from Saturn’s moons (in cosmic trumpets) 🏆 Prizes: 1st place: One-way trip to Earth 2nd place: One-way trip to The sun 3rd place: A group photo with prehistoric space lizards (if you find them) ⚠️ Important notes: No GPS. Just vibes. Not recommended for those with vertigo, weak hearts, or a fully functioning brain.